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Little Smokey Pumpkin
Little Smokey Pumpkin
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Well, hello, my little lost lambs of September…Allow your King of Hades to ruin autumn for you forever with Little Smokey Pumpkin.Yes, it starts innocently enough, all those darling pumpkin-spice notes you mortals chase like sinners chasing absolution: warm cinnamon, nutmeg, a whisper of clove… the sort of thing that makes flannel-wearing influencers weep into their overpriced lattes.Then I get involved.One innocent swirl and the betrayal begins. A slow, sinister curl of applewood smoke slithers in, followed by a blade of chipotle and a kiss of scorched ghost pepper, because cozy deserves to be punished. It’s the comforting hug of a crisp October morning… right before the ground opens and drags you six feet under a pile of flaming leaves.Drizzle it over your pumpkin pie if you want dessert to file a restraining order. Stir it into your latte and watch the barista spontaneously combust. Or (my personal favorite) pour it straight into your trembling little soul and let the King of Hell tuck you in for the longest, warmest, smokiest night you’ve ever had.Little Smokey Pumpkin: because fall was always meant to burn.Go ahead, pets. Snuggle up to the flames.I’ll keep the fire stoked.Crowley
King of Hades, Sovereign of Seasonal Depression’s spicy cousin, and the reason your scarf suddenly smells like damnation.
King of Hades, Sovereign of Seasonal Depression’s spicy cousin, and the reason your scarf suddenly smells like damnation.
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